20 things I hate about the iphone

20 things I hate about the iphone

  1. If you must enter numbers during a call, you then press the live keypad to your ear.
  2. If you are sent a picture you cannot view it.
  3. The still camera is either too dark or too light every time
  4. The video camera is… well, non existent
  5. The voice recognition is, well it has none.
  6. To send a picture… oh that’s right you cant…
  7. It does not recognize Flash
  8. If you use the map feature while driving you will die
  9. If you try to dial while driving you will die
  10. If you try to change tunes while driving you will die
  11. If you rent a stupid movie and start it evaporates.
  12. If your battery wears out you are out of luck
  13. As it ages it gets quieter so I cannot hear the receiver nor the ring.
  14. Ringtones are a hassle or a scam
  15. I lose signal all of the time.
  16. Sending email away from home is a hassle.
  17. Form over function: It is a lovely, pretty, elegant, slippery, fragile brick.
  18. Likelihood of dropping it in the course of a year? 100%
  19. Likelihood of it breaking? 100%

And the last thing I hate is not about the phone but about the mindless droves who think it was so great.

   20.  Apple fans are zombies as Jobs says it has a 90% approval rating.

 

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